I am at a pool party today and another father comes to me and says that he must tell me something that my six-year-old daughter said to his wife.
“Uh oh,” I say, “Did she start talking about castration?”
“No,” he says. “She told my wife that she already has three boyfriends.”
“Yes,” I said. ”She told me on the second day of school that she had a new boyfriend.”
“And so my wife asks her if it is because she is beautiful. And your daughter says
‘No, it is because they are handsome, and I started it.’”