What Would You Break?

I have been “married to the military” for ten years and we have moved seven times.  Nine times when you include the two inter-city moves into larger digs.  So far we have been relatively lucky and have not had too much break or disappear.  No horror stories that other military families have of the cargo container being dropped into the sea.  Only a few scratches, a broken tablespoon, a missing box fan, the occasional lamp crammed into a box half its size.

Unless we intentionally get rid of it, it’s all coming with us.

This is what I am thinking as I unpack dozens of boxes.  I am also wondering:

What items belonging to your spouse or partner would you break if you could lie successfully and blame it on the movers?

Hypothetically speaking, of course.  My wife is on travel and nothing has broken.  Yet.