I was shopping for party decorations and needed a plastic tablecloth so the kids could roll out their pizza dough. My lucky day: I found an advance one with No Poison and No Taste for only SGD$1.50 (USD$1).
Kids today don’t appreciate what they have.

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You spent a whole dollar and got neither poison nor taste? What a rip-off! I mean, I can see the allure, with not having kids keel over at the party, but still, where is the drama? The worry?
On the plus side, it looks like it was a good sized tablecloth and it was not only senior but also new which is tricky to accomplish.
Remind me never to lick your tablecloths. Last train to snoresville…