Our daughter likes the acoustics of our tiled bathroom. With the door closed she will stay in there for a long time belting out songs from The Sound of Music or having conversations — usually arguments — with imaginary friends.
So it only seemed right to give her an audience when I opened a moving box and found four Godzillas. They are encouraging the use of hand sanitizer and one of them is holding a package of wet wipes.
Citrus stayed with them for nearly ten minutes. She mainly growled at them, although she also told them the same thing she tells me at least once each day in a menacing voice with her finger pointing:
If you have any respect for who we are and what we do, YOU will be gone by morning!
Her favorite line from Kung Fu Panda.
Elysia was concerned that the Godzillas might be too scary so this morning I asked Citrus to name them. The first one, naturally, she named Daddy. The others she named Tasha, Nina, and Mike.
She welcomed me taking photos, one more thing I will have to help her remember some day.
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That is hilarious. I may now have to watch Kung Fu Panda.
Maybe that’s what’s derailing our potty-training. Acute lack of Godzillas.