the perspective of a military family . . . the narcissism of a blog
April 21st, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Posted by gazer in Uncategorized

Action figuresOur daughter found the afikomen at my cousin’s Passover seder and we are now the proud owners of a Moses action figure. 

We now have three action figures in our household, so I raise the question:

Who would win?

Choice #1:  Moses

Weapon:  Has a Shepherd’s Staff/Rod of God!

Noteworthy experience: Confronted the Pharoah with God’s Demand; Argued with God.

Choice #2:  Lunchbots

Weapon:  Can of tea transforms into samurai warrior, bowl of soup morphs into ninja assassin!

Noteworthy experience: An assassin must be invisible as well as deadly, hiding behind the most innocent disguise.

Choice #3:  Elysia, Warrior of Virtue

Weapon:  Formidable kung fu fighter; trained to harness the five forces of Nature and to wield the power of the Ancient Virtues.

Noteworthy experience: A beautiful, golden-haired orphan raised by Master Chung, she dutifully assisted Master Chung as he trained the Warrior Rooz.

 

 

 

 

 

 


3 Responses to “Who Would Win?”

  1. 1
    Ellen Said: @10:53 pm 

    I have to vote for the bots…

  2. 2
    Steven Said: @11:40 pm 

    If you think I’m voting for anyone other than Elysia, think again!

  3. 3
    Jeremy Said: @7:53 am 

    Nice!!

    We only have one action figure in our house so far:

    http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/catlady-1.jpg

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